Thursday 18 October 2012


 

Some of the photos have been left without captions so that you can think of your own. This gets me out of trouble with the Nav for being childish.

Ahh - from one of our camps up a mountain in Montana
 
 











I may have said before, this trip is not a holiday; in fact, some of it is quite hard work. Deciding which route to take or what to see and what to miss can be very taxing.  But, after Alaska, we had a holiday. The Athletic Daughter came out from England to do some high intensity, high altitude training to prepare her for the Great North Run and the Best Boy took some time off from his “staying with friends” on the ranch.

Fred Mueller of Big Horn
 the world's expert Allis-Chalmers tractor man
and rope master
Some of his collection
 
Bringing the cattle off the mountains - Big Horn Wyoming

A real cowboy (a real poser)
 

My first-equal favourite sister looked after us again and we had some much needed R-n-R. With the demountable demounted, the truck did a mini road-trip through the Big Horn Mountains, Yellowstone, The Tetons and back to Big Horn. The truck thought it was great and we did too. It was the first time we had been together for about a year and a half and we had a great laugh. We stayed in the worst-motel-in-the-world in Cody, the  “Uptown Motel”.  Avoid it like the plague if I was you. We had been joking on the way to it that it would be like those cheap motels in the filums – blood-stained carpet, stash of loot hidden and a shoot-out. We had the blood stain (huge and still with a chalk out-line around it) and we found some money AND we had fleas and the lights didn’t work and.... etc. The other place we stayed in was equally unlike us; a “Kampgrounds Of America” log cabin. It was ok and smelt of disinfectant.

Yellowstone - nice eh?

This IS a wolf


Follow this car
 
Jenny Lake in the Tetons
The point was that we should see the sights of Yellowstone and some animals and not argue. We achieved all of these and some snaps are provided to prove it. Just as well on the arguing front as I’m not sure that flailing around with my arm while driving, trying to reach to smack a whinging child in the back would work quite as well as it used to in Lesotho. I think I would probably get thumped back and would ‘put my shoulder out’. (actually, it was never very effective in Africa, either).  Anyhow, we all had a great time, H got back to his parties and S got back to do really well in the GNR. She came 3rd and set a new under 12s record! She also raised a fortune for the Lord’s Taverners – brill.
 
A bunch of happy holiday-makers

Lower Falls Yellowstone River

Having ditched the nippers it was time to start the last leg of North America. The plan was to work our way over to the North West and then the West Coast, the Canyons and on down to cross into Mexico. To start this master plan we had to go back through Yellowstone National Park. It is perhaps the most famous and one of the most spectacular of all the American parks and therefore has shed-loads of tourists. Despite this, it is still a definite must on anyone’s route. The Nav and I were lucky to see eight wolves some of them hunting. Sadly the only one that I could take a snap of was quite far away but I include it anyway so that my reader can make his normal comments about it “that’s not a wolf far away – that’s a Chihuahua close-up” etc. On the subject of wolves, it’s worth noting when you visit Yellowstone, that there is a Parks Service wolf expert who drives around in a yellow Nissan while conducting his surveys and Chihuahua spotting. So, many people “in the know” don’t look for wolves but keep an eye open for yellow Nissans as a key indicator. It’s not as easy as it sounds as there is only one yellow Nissan and the park is 46 million square miles (I made that fig. up as I can’t find my bit of paper about it. All other figs. are accurate). I would imagine there is some confusion when a mong-like tripper from Milwaukee turns up in his yellow Japanese car and finds an 18 mile tail-back behind him for the duration of his “wilderness experience”.  

Halsteads Fire
Lake George Mt Rainier Nat Pk
 
Idaho (The Potato State) was eagerly anticipated for its unspoilt spectacular scenery and, of course, spuds. We didn’t see a single one, not even in a shop, not even in a field. Why do they call it that? The countryside that we drove through didn’t  look very suitable for much apart from driving through and looking at. This we did. Don’t get me wrong – it wasn’t dull, in fact we really enjoyed it; it was just that we had been looking forward to some top tatties. We did drive right past one of the America’s biggest wildfires this year – Halstead. It had a small town of fire gangs set up nearby and all they could really do was try to contain it by back-burning.  It is a long-term business managing these huge fires; this one had been burning for a couple of months and the smoke was reaching the other side of Wyoming. They (the fire gangs) apparently quite like it as it keeps them in chewing tobacco and whiskey.
 
Mt Rainier

 Our short-term goal at this point was Mount Rainier National Park as I had become aware of a small hill nearby with a good name. Mount R, itself was a very spectacular snow-capped volcano and we took a short hike of about 14 miles and 6000 feet to get a breathtaking view of it. We felt quite a sense of achievement which wasn’t at all diminished by the knowledge that many thousands try to climb Mt R every year (and some make it).
 
The fire lookout on....

 















Mt St Helens looking peaceful - it used to be a lot bigger.
This turned out to be the first of a series of volcanoes. The next was the infamous Mount St Helens. Even I had heard of that, despite only getting O level geog. It was a very popular tourist spot but was well worth it. I won’t go into the details of exactly what happened in May 1980, that would spoil the surprise when you go and visit it. Suffice it to say, the term pyroclastic flow comes into it. The ash cloud went even further that the Idaho wildfire’s smoke. In fact it went right round the world in 15 days. The Nav, who has A level jog, was very keen on it all – so was I. There were 57 poor souls killed during that “VEI 5 event” (as they like to call it). If it was to go pop in the same sort of way again, there would be thousands lost, nearly all from the visitor centre.  If you feel a bit disappointed that you may not be able to afford a trip to Mt St H soon and are interested in facts and figures (like wot I am) then you will be fascinated to learn that the energy release of the event was 24 megatons of thermal energy and that 4 billion board feet of timber were destroyed. That’s enough to build about 298,000 American houses (or about 10 better quality Brit ones).

A few days later we camped a couple of nights on the summit of our very own small volcano in the   Umpqua & Winema National Forest. It took a fair amount of low range rock-crawling to get the truck up it but – there we were, above all the surrounding forest and all alone; it was a great spot and it didn’t go bang. We stayed there in order to do a quick drive past of Crater Lake a famous and much visited flooded caldera. It was very spectacular and is the world’s 7th deepest lake with 4.6 trillion gallons of rain and snow melt.
our own little volcano top (tea time)
 
Crater Lake

The next on our tourist itinerary of West coast hotspots was to wander through shady groves of Giant Redwoods (so called as they are very big and the wood is red). Our problem was to try to identify which of the many parks to concentrate on. As luck would have it, the very first bit on our route was through the *&h& Park and they had the wonderful and easy Stout Grove trail.  It was just a short walk through some of the best examples of these remarkable trees. They are very difficult to take snaps of – too big and a wide-angle lens makes them looks like misshapen Christmas trees. As one goes on down the coast one gets rather used to Redwoods and is inclined to drive on with barely a glance – rather as with bears on the Alaska Highway.

 

We wanted to do a quick visit to San Francisco so that we could put some flowers in our hair and do drugs etc (that was a joke Mr Homeland Security man). Sunny California turned out to be cold and foggy – not what we had in mind.

Poole Harbour Bridge in fog (or it might as well have been for all we could see of it).

We did a quick tour and it is a great city but we need warmth. One particularly interesting bit was stumbling across warm-up races of 45’ America’s Cup multi-hulls. From the harbour edge we had a grandstand view of several teams racing neck and neck. They each had two yachts and several support boats. Where were the Brits? Ah, over there, the boat with a knot in its front sail wrapped around the fore stay. I thought we used to be rather good at this sort of thing; well we jolly well were when I was a top ocean-racing crew. Maybe it was all bluff and they will “pull it out of the hat” come the actual racing.

Here's the Brit boat - where are all the others?
 
Ah! - Going the other way.
 






















It was cold. It was grey. Death Valley was calling; it’s seldom/never cold and grey there. They boast that it is consistently the hottest place on earth with temperatures up to 57C. Well we had over 50 fairly often in Iraq and it wasn’t that big a deal. We didn’t moan – much. Death Valley is impressive. From Dante’s view one can see both the highest and the lowest points on the contiguous USA; Mt Witney at 14,494 and Badwater Basin at -282. Some folks like to spend a lot of time in places such as Death Valley but actually I think one can get a pretty good idea about it in a long-ish morning.
 
Our camp at the foot of the Sierra Nevada
 
This is what Death Valley looks like.
 
Why on earth do you think so? Ah yes! It's death Valley Sherlock.
 
Not much to note really about our trip to Las Vegas apart from the fact that we spotted a fine example of electioneering for the judiciary and we filled up with diesel at a garage just within the Nevada line which doubled as a knocking shop. I’m not joking; there were signs on the fuel pumps saying that one could even have a free shower and they offered guided tours, girls welcome. The showers actually sounded rather inviting after camping in the desert but the Nav said no. I did get a free biro from the cashier so not entirely empty-handed.

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Read the sign
 
Las Vegas was much less grim than I thought it would be. Yes, it was very sleazy and totally over the top but then so am I. We didn’t spend any hard-earned dollars in the slots but did spend a lot of time driving round collecting bits for our camper.
 
one moment desert, the next, Las Vegas
 

I had read, and it turned out to be true, that the South rim of the Grand Canyon is generally busy with bus-loads of grockles and that the North rim is wilder and less spoilt. With this in mind, I had identified a spot to camp on the north bit which was meant to be special - Tuweep or Toroweap camp. This place I can highly recommend although one has to drive down more than 60 miles of rough gravel track just to get there. In fact the last 3 miles are pretty severe and were the worst we had driven over yet. What it means is that you end up at a site with only 9 spaces right adjacent to the canyon and there won’t be any grim mega-rvs or caravans.
 
This was much steeper and rockier than it looks
 
 
The signals officer establishing coms with Blighty
 

The canyon is all it’s meant to be – grand. I enclose several snaps as even my attempts with the Brownie describe it better than this drivel. I have a mate and had another who, together, once walked from the top down to the bottom and back. Just goes to show how daft some of my mates are, eh? It’s a very long way and is steep in places.


 
 
Our Grand Canyon camp
 
If you think I'm appearing a bit nervous - it's a very long way down from where I am sitting
 
 
Desert flora
 
 

Now the next bits are rather a problem. We went to some of America’s top parks and they were all fab but they seemed to pass in a bit of a whirl. The other thing is that we are about to cross the Mexican border and I am running out of time to get this away in the post or down the wire or whatever. So, I will stick up some of my photos with some captions to show you some of the great sights. I reckon that there are too many people in the more famous ones – Bryce Canyon, Arches, Monument Valley. I think one can see some equally amazing sights with far fewer people at the less visited & wonderful Capitol Reef National Park. My notebook tells me that if I had to go to just one place to get a feel for the whole of this spectacular part of America, it should be Muley Point. We discovered it almost by accident after driving down a mere 4 mile gravel track to a spot on a canyon rim. Go there. (N38 28’ 27.1” - W109 20’ 55.7”).
 

 
















 

Bryce Canyon - I think these are called Hoodoos, or something very like them is.
 
Still icy at 9 am - it gets cold in the desert
 
Cleaning filters.

Arches national Park - an arch.
 
Muley Point

Monument valley and the desert from Muley point
 
A balancing rock in the desert. Being a bit of a yob, I couldn't help wondering how much of a shove it would take.....

Monument Valley - spectacular
 
Petroglyph of an enormous bird eating a baby with its mum (the baby's) having kittens. Shouldn't have been wearing a diving mask, I say, then she might have noticed it creeping up. I think the Indians may have been on something when they did this.
 

The last of these epic parks was Monument Valley. I’m not going to bang-on at length about this you will be pleased to hear but I will say that it would be a much better place to see if the people who run it would bugger off. I don’t mean bugger off totally as they are the Navajo Indians and it would be terribly politically incorrect to suggest such a thing. It is, after all, their land but they are pretty shambolic at running a park. The only place to camp was closed, the visitor/information place was closed, the self-guided car tour route was too bumpy even for us to go further than 1.5 of the 17 miles and the whole place was covered with a lot of rubbish. Oh, and the Nav tells me that their advertised “Clean Restrooms” were in a ‘bad’ state. Now here is a solution: the “monuments” of Monument Valley are on such a huge scale that it is much better to view them from a distance; you don’t need to go into the Fawlty-Towers-esque park at all. Ah! I hear you say. That would deprive them of much needed income. Sell some of the empty bottles to a recycling plant instead of bunging them out of car windows, I say. Anyhow, they have Uranium mines squirrelled away on their Nation – that must bring in a penny or two.
 
There have been a few places that I seem to have missed that you should know about. There is a small town in Utah called Hurricane. It is very neat, the people seem to be happy, well dressed and well mannered and it has the best Walmart in America. The citizens there obviously take pride in where they live and the manager must be a good leader. Well done Hurricane!
 
The next important small town I would like to mention is Pie Town, New Mexico. There are only a few, very few houses there – it’s smaller than a village really – but several of them sell home-made pies and good ones too. Because of this, Pie Town is the self-styled pie capital of the USA.

The Good Pie Cafe
It has good pies, especially New Mexican apple, pinon and green chili made by the boss, Michael Rawl (a good lad).
 
As we were passing, we stopped at the "Very Large Array" - radio telescope in the New Mexican desert. It was quite interesting and large. Americans do sometimes lack imagination when naming things and places. (see above) Front Street, Forest Road, Rocky Mountains etc.
 

I will try to do a proper summary of  America in a while. It is a wonderful place and has great people. I should warn them however, that by 2035 50% of them could be obese. So, if 160 million all lost a modest 20lbs pa, that would be 1,600,000 tons a year. What would one do with all that? Turn it into fuel for their lawnmowers etc. I'll include it in my debrief with Obama or whoever.

That's it - we are in Del Rio, Texas and about to cross into Mexico tomorrow. The majority of the Americans seem to be scared witless of going anywhere near the place and all say we will be decapitated and kidnapped within feet of the border (it would seem more sensible to do it the other way around). We will see. Jules, could you come and rescue us as you did with Hen?

Friday 31 August 2012


The trouble with not having internet connection very often is that it is easy to put off writing this blog and then it becomes too late to remember what happened. For those of you who are interested in our whereabouts and route, you will be surprised to know that we are back in Montana, USA, having toured Alaska (and Yellowstone). The six weeks journey from Wyoming up to the far north and back has really been a separate expedition of nearly 8,000 miles.

By the way, for those of you with limited 'IT' skills (like me), if you click or select one of these photos, it will open in a bigger and more impressive format. If you don't, then it won't and you will moan to me about enormous mountain lions being small domestic pussies. Ample Ksample.

Alaska Highway – Dawson Creek, British Columbia, Mile 0 - Truck posing


Scrawny moose with 2 calves licking minerals from the road.
If driving to Alaska, as we obviously were, there are several routes possible but eventually they boil down to crossing into Alaska from Canada on the Alaska Highway (sometimes known as the Alcan Highway) or on the Top of the Word Highway. We chose to go in on the first and come back on the latter. We had a time constraint of being back in Billings, Montana on 22nd August to pick-up the very best (and only) daughter from the airport; she is coming on a short visit to check up on us and to see if we need to be institutionalised yet or if the Nav needs rescuing. Six weeks for this trip might sound a long time but it is a very long way and there is a great deal to see, both there and en route.



Stone sheep in British Columbia – early morning ‘game drive’


Large buffalo bull
 

The Alaska Highway stretches 1422 miles from Dawson Creek in British Columbia to Delta Junction in  Alaska (obviously). It was built during WWII as a strategic route avoiding the reach of the Yellow Peril bombers and took more than 30,000 military and civilian contractors less than 8 months to complete. Many of the Army engineering regiments used were black American units; this seems a bit unfair to me, why couldn’t they have been used for tasks in warmer climes and people more acclimatised to freezing conditions sent to build the road? Today it is tar (or pavement – confusing?) the whole way and can be driven all year round. Having said that, the winter weather causes terrible problems, with frost heaves being a particular hazard.


Sleek and weary black bear

View through the windscreen of the Alaska Highway
 by my accurate statistical analysis, there are 2,844,000 trees lining the length of this road
 and that's just 1 tree deep.
 Imagine how many there are if you go back 1,000 miles either side of the tarmac.
 

At the start – Dawson Creek – hundreds of RV, campervans, lorries, bicyclists, wierdos (and us) gather to get sorted out before starting and to have their photos taken. The first few miles are then spent with drivers racing off at high speed and sedate Brit travellers thinking this is going to be hell. Luckily, after 50 miles or so, everyone is spread out and one is then often alone on the road for ages. The journey through British Columbia and the Yukon reminds one how vast Canada is and, in that region, how lovely it is.

Signpost forest - Watson Lake

Bald Eagle
 

My notes for the trip north are not much of a help here; they read – “few Knobs, loads of Beaver Creeks and Gulches. Impressive site of moose road-kill – half acre of bloodstain. Lots of animals – wolf, coyote, eagle (bald), caribou, eagle (golden), elk, porcupine, moose (live), buffalo, 5 Stone sheep, 4 rabbits, 3 black bears, 2 spruce grouse and lots of ravens”. In fact the first bear was particularly annoying as the Nav saw it before me and therefore won the 1st-bear-seen prize. In her case it was a lifetime supply of chocolate. Not much of a problem really as I seem to provide that anyhow. If I had won I had a much better idea for a prize but I won’t divulge that here as I may be able to think of another 1st-to-see competition later – alligator perhaps? – and win it.

 
The tribe, the village, the customer?

Alaska Hwy, camp on the Gerstle River

That's not the EU flag the Navs displaying - it's Alaska's
This was a large and not very friendly bear eating berries on the roadside.

Another note reminds me that during a picnic break on a little used and dusty track, 3 very bad looking baddies turned up in a beaten-up car and approached us in the most menacing way – they had knives, they smelt of booze, they hadn’t shaved(!!), they were going to kill us – if we were lucky. As it happened, they were charming local Indians called Edward, Melvin and Eric and only wanted a chat and to tell us how much they loved their land and that we should be sure not to miss their local city (Winker) Watson Lake, pop 4. It would have been hard to miss as the A Hwy went right through. They urged us to attend the International air show and indeed we did see a medium sized yellow helicopter formation flying with itself. Melvin’s father fought in Europe during the 2nd WW and his grandpa in the 1st – they must have felt a long way from home. Another tribe of Indians in the area  are called the Champagne Indians! Yes; I’m not joking, their main village is also called Champagne and I think they must have been given the name by some French trappers with a sense of humour before the Brits took over and ruled with much more decorum.

Eventually we arrived safely at the US border post just beyond Beaver Creek. Here we met the most odious, rude and, it must be said, ugly American we have seen in 12,000miles and 5 months. She was on duty and her already bad day got much worse when we polled-up. I made the mistake of driving past the red stop light and this made her cross. Luckily with much grovelling and telling her how pretty she was, we managed to defuse the situation and were let in (without a full body search). The question remains – how can the American authorities allow their border officials be so awful? Others travellers that we have spoken to have had similar treatment; these are often the first Americans that outsiders meet and they give a terrible impression. They are so untypical of all the friendly and polite people we have met so far. I will tell the president when called in for my post tour de-brief (who will win? Obama - Mickey Rooney – Marsh Romney?)

The Alaska or Alyeska  pipeline, sometimes above ground and sometimes below. Earthquake and ice-proof.

Glacier on the Richardson Highway
Anyhow, Alaska! It is a brilliant state and definitely worth the long drive; in fact they journey there and back was an equally great time.  Rather than describe everything, I will include more photos with captions which will hopefully be less boring. I also try to include a map but I’m not too confident of success. If anyone is planning an Alaskan trip, then I would be very keen to recommend places to go and things to do. If any of you are keen on fishing, and I know you both are, then Alaska is a must.

Mt Hayes, Alaska Range, South side from our camp

A happy pixie blogging
We decided not to go to the Arctic coast as the road is unreliable, it’s a very long way, you have to stop when you get to the oilfields and we would see equally fantastic sights further south. Many people do make this trip and are particularly annoying as they invariably don’t wash the very thick mud/dust from the back of their cars for ages and wear it as a sort of badge – posing ponces, I call them. (The Nav has just read this bit and asks why I don’t wash “my” truck then- that’s not the same thing and anyway, I’m not in the RAF). 

Mt McKinley from Denali Hwy
 
Gold at the end? We couldn't find it.
Our first leg through Alaska was south from Delta Junction on the Richardson Highway and then across the Denali Highway to visit Denali National Park. This was our first drive through serious mountain ranges – the Alaska Range – with very snowy top, glaciers and ice fields. The Denali Highway runs along the southern edge of these mountains and is lovely. It’s a 133 mile bumpy track that has to be taken slowly but is well worth the effort. We stayed a night in a perfect spot – on a spur overlooking a 20 mile wide valley to the Sustina and West Fork glaciers coming out of 13,000’ mountains stretching for about 80 miles across our front. This view alone was worth the 3,000 miles trip from Wyoming. The next morning Bob and his son Corrie arrived to check out the state of his meat-rack! It seems the he and his extended family of about 50 relations come and camp there in September for caribou and moose hunting. They hang the meat for a few days and then share it out and sell the balance to a dealer. None of the petty regulations that we have to suffer in England. Our next camp was just short of the Parks Highway and was a useful stopover for our trip to the tourist infested, rule-bound Denali National Park. We thought that we should be able to see the famed Mount McKinley from here and there it was. Only 3% of visitors ever get to see the peak as it is normally covered in cloud. In fact, the information woman in the Park said no, you can’t see Mt McK from the Denali Highway – it’s not possible. Well – there it was, rising majestically from the shimmering plains – no, that’s Kilimanjaro - this was a big snowy lump.
A charming German couple on the magic bus.
 
Dall sheep ram in Denali National Park
 
Green Bus route - Denali NP
Denali Park was the only disappointment of our trip. It is a true wilderness and they try their best to keep it that way. This means that visitors can only enter the park on expensive shuttle/tour buses. If one wants to see any animals close-up one needs to book seats in advance for one of the early busses. For reasons best known to himself, our driver was a Mexican called Manuel Ramos (wasn’t he the boss in the Philippines?) and had quite a broad accent (aye-yai-yai-caramba!). He encouraged our fellow passengers to shriek stop if we saw anything and he would then do his best to park with a view. There were some of the normal gits on board including a know-all who described “ a herd of ptarmigan”, “caribou work in groups” and “that sheep is a full-coiler” describing a Dall sheep’s horns. (When the Nav dug me in my ribs, I refrained from saying that I had spotted a 3-coiler earlier in the morning on a shovel recce). We did see the previously mentioned animals and a couple of grizzly bears but there was such a crush to photograph them from the magic bus windows that it was hardly worth it. There were a couple of very german Germans who squashed the Nav flat and bashed me on my head in their attempts to get the perfect snap. I got my own back by taking a picture of them – they smelt and I suspect she had hairy armpits.


The Nav at Exit Glacier, Kenai Peninsular
It's much bigger than it looks - she is some distance from it
 On our way further south, we stopped off at the switched-on Nissan garage in Anchorage for a full service. This included the fitting of oil filters that we had to have UPSed from our garage in Dorchester thanks to the efficient and helpful Eric Moore of their parts dept. Fighting-fit again we headed down the Kenai peninsula to Seward where we spent 3 nights in the area and made our base in a deserted car park looking out at Exit glacier. There is a trail which leads to the top of the glacier and onto the ice-field but, as a young and fit – in the ‘fit’ sense – girl I spoke to said it was an 8 to 9 hour strenuous hike, we decided to join the trippers and stroll to the foot of the ice. We also had a rather nervous walk for 3 or 4 miles up the Resurrection river. We were nervous due to the fact that the path featured four very large and fresh bear dumps. An Alaskan teenage girl called Valerie had disappeared 10 days earlier from a near-by campground and there were sad signs up asking for info about her. I think it was a bear! (or she eloped). People here take the threat of bears very seriously and many carry industrial sized canisters of anti-bear pepper spray.
One of these was true


Seward Harbour, Kenai Peninsular

 

Seward is a nice little town and is the centre of the Kenai game fishing industry. It manages to retain a small-town charm despite the influx of thousands of grim ‘explorers’ paying day visits on huge ocean liners. Having said that, they have cottoned onto the fact that they should charge an arm and a leg for everything including fish. We thought we would treat ourselves to some nice fresh fish from the quay and could only afford a minute piece of rather dull hot-smoked salmon for about 6 quid.

Matanuska glacier from Glenn Hwy

 camped on top of pipeline, mile 27 glacier -
7 barrels a second
 
On our way back through Anchorage, we had arranged to have the tracking and alignment etc checked on the truck.  This is not as simple a procedure as it should be. Not many places can fit a pickup with a camper on the back onto their machines. The other problem is the old one of not understanding small European-made vehicles. They couldn’t find out the settings needed for us so had to “adjust it by eye”. Well, better than nothing I suppose.

We wanted to go down to Valdez which is about a long day’s drive from the capital and is, like most roads in Alaska, through stunning scenery. We climbed the Matanuska valley and passed it’s impressive glacier on the Glenn Highway before turning south on the Richardson. We camped 27 miles north of Valdez at the foot of the imaginatively named 27 Mile glacier at the top of the Thompson Pass. We thought we were just on an isolated and quiet, if surprisingly straight, gravel track but we later learnt that it was the course of the Alaska pipeline and we had 7 barrels a second throbbing beneath our bed on their way to the terminal a Valdez. One isn’t really meant to be anywhere near this strategic resource but no one told us to clear-orf.


I will have this salmon
Well - I would have had it if you lot buggered off
Valdez Harbour

Pinks queuing to spawn
 
Sea otters salmon fishing
 
Like Seward, Valdez is another nice small town and is even more isolated. It started life as the setting off point for all the many misguided fools on the Alaskan gold rush. Here we saw a very obliging black bear trying to catch spawning salmon in a stream on the edge of town. His style was slightly cramped by the clicking of camera shutters (including mine) of 7 or 8 spectators. The local ranger, whose office was next door, said that bears were cleaning out the salmon from this small stream. Further round Prince William Sound, opposite the town there is a salmon hatchery at Solomon Gulch which harvests the roe and then rears and releases in an effort to maintain quality. When a ‘run’ is on, the numbers have to be seen to be believed. Alaskans, bears, sea otters and sealions are just some of those who prey upon this easy catch. Some charming US marines, on leave very kindly gave us a whole filleted fish for our bbq; if a Marine can catch them, anyone can.



Top of the World Highway going over the top of the world

As the weather was becoming a little unsettled we decided that we would start our long trip back south without staying in Wrangle – St Elias National Park. It is very spectacular and has the largest non-polar ice-field in the world but that is not much cop if the cloud level is low and one can only see.... cloud. The road out of Alaska is much feared as having a rough reputation but in fact the Taylor/Top of the World Highway to Dawson City was great. The mainly un-paved road is in reasonable condition and if one does not need to race everywhere at 60 mph, almost any vehicle should manage it. The road takes a lot of hammering and therefore needs continuous repair. These are the bits where one needs to be careful. It is a lovely stretch of country through high rolling hills at, or just above the tree-line. One will remember that I said that there are only two roads into Alaska but even so, they are not busy; during one camp on the Top of the World Hwy we only had two cars pass us in 9 hours.
 
 
Nav sitting on top of the world
 
What a grizzly bear produces when it eats berries
 
and this, when it eats valeries
 
Dawson City is a great little town built for the gold rush and hasn’t changed much since. It feels like it would like to be a theme park but fails; it’s nicer. From here we followed the North Klondike, Stewart-Cassiar and Yellowhead  Highways. Despite having been overloaded with spectacular, snow-capped mountain ranges in Alaska, we still loved this beautiful drive.
The old Alaska Highway - not much used, we camped in the road.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Heli logging - it's a doddle



Some highlights included watching the very skilful pilots ‘heli-logging’. I know from some friends who have flown choppers before that flying in mountains, carrying under-slung loads, intermittent visibility and working near tall trees are all hard to do without the odd hiccup and falling out of the sky. These boys were doing all of the above at the same time. They were clearing enormous trees by winching them up and then piling them into giant pyramids so that they could dry out prior to burning. Another less dangerous highlight was listening to a Japanese girl in a small Canadian library trying to pronounce the word didgeridoo on Skype! Annoyingly she wouldn’t talk louder for us to put it in context.  I suspect that I might find it equally difficult to pronounce one or two Japanese words. We saw a very obliging bear walking on Bear Glacier (possibly put there by the Canadian Tourist Board?)  
 
I'm amazed it works - they've stuck the tail rotor on top
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
This is what they buid - these are big trees
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A very obliging black bear on Bear Glacier, Stewart, British Columbia

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Stewart - logging operations on a wet and misty day
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Perhaps the most dramatic part of the drive south was the part through Jasper and Banff National Parks. There were heaps of seriously spectacular scenery and perfect weather. It was only spoilt by the huge crowds and comparatively heavy traffic. We tried to look at a waterfall but were elbowed out of the way by hoards of camera wielding members of the former axis – Germans and friends of the ‘didgeridoo-girl’. And so back  to the welcoming arms of America. We had driven about 8,000 miles on this side trip and we loved it. An interesting observation is that Canadian drivers are generally rude and aggressive. Lorries are particularly lethal and for us to drive at or below the speed limit is dangerously slow as far as they are concerned.
 Here are a few more snaps which I couldn't fit into the right bits of text.
 
Spot the Nav - Ancient Cedar Forest, Yellowhead Hwy, British Columbia
 
Rearguard Falls, Fraser River
 
 
Mt Robson named after numerous famous Geordies - highest in Canadian Rockies
 
Jasper Banff Nat Pk - Maligne Lake

Jasper Banff Nat Pk - Athabaska river from Kerkeslin Camp
 
Now that's what I call a full-coiler
Big Horn Ram, Jasper National Park



 
 
That's all for now - my little fingers are worn to stubs and you will all (both) be asleep.I'm getting seriously behind with this and may have to miss a chunk. We will see.
 
Toodle-pip